Weird Things To Buy Collection : Creepy Things To Buy

Hanging Vampire Bat

What better way to creep out unsuspecting guests than to place this hanging vampire bat pet of blood-sucking Count Dracula…

$30.90

Real preserved purple octopus tentacle. Ethically obtained from the university biology department.

$16.00

$26.54

Add a hint of poison humor by serving up coffee to your unsuspecting guests in this “You’ve Been Poisoned Coffee…

$13.99

Squishy egg toy provides hours of fun for children of all ages. Splat egg stress ball releases tension and vents…

$13.99

You can now actually buy this canned Air from around the world, may it be Paris, New York, London, and…

$13.99

The art is absolutely amazing on these stylish mint chocolate chip ice-cream heels, right? Truly a buyout for any ice…

$175.00

Bring the breast of both worlds together with this Boobie Beer Glass! Boobie for long! Details may vary based on…

$10.00

How to clean a stinky belly button? This Belly Button Lint Brush is for you then. This belly lint brush…

$3.00

The best way to hide your alcohol is by taking it in this NES Flask Drinks Concealable flask. Safe and…

$20.00

This I Will Not Be Your Father Condom will help prevent a baby Jedi in your future. Wear it to…

$29.99

Giant Turkey Mask – Pop it on your head and shimmy on over to their apartment! Frighten your friends and…

$40.00